Greg Maddux Gets Pissed Off, Pisses On Teammates

By Rich Funk

Try #3 from Greg Maddux to get his 350th win were foiled by the Phillies last night. My advice for Maddux? Slip on that old Braves uniform underneath your Padres uni and see if it helps.

Of course, we wouldn't still be waiting for #350 if Trevor "Awful" Hoffman hadn't blown the same last time out by giving up a home run to *snicker* a Molina!