Zito On Return To The Rotation: "Uhhh..Rad."

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So after being demoted to the bullpen last week, Barry Zito is scheduled to start today against the Pirates. Zito made no relief appearances during his "vacation," as he was too busy taking yoga classes and playing John Mayer songs on the guitar for underage girls at a local high school lock-in.

In this picture, it is unclear whether Zito is explaining how many millions of dollars he made during his "vacation," or showing the media how many runs he's going to give up in his return to the starting rotation...