99 to go: Fukutoo
Nice job Dodgers...you didn't lose a series! You didn't win either, but I'm grasping at straws. They split the four game set with the Cubs 2-2. More importantly, they broke my in-attendance losing streak dating back to the Carter administration on Saturday.
Who?
Chin Lung Hu, we hardly knew ye. After a sorry month of filling in for the indefinitely injured Rafael Furcal, Hu is back down in Las Vegas to nurse that .159 average. To plug the hole at short, the Dodgers acquired former Rookie of the Year Angel Berroa from the Royals for some big league chew and a 12 pack of Natty Ice.
Don't Even Think About It
The Dodgers called up Andy LaRoche. Torre: Don't even think about benching the 2008 Rookie of the Year DeWitt... You know guys in La Cosa Nostra sure, but I've got contacts in the Yakuza who will kill a guy 7 times before he hits the ground.
Zambrano Hates Gatorade - The AP Hates All of Us
After giving up 7 runs to LA (which counts as 21 runs against a normal offense), Zambrano beat the living shit out of some Gatorade. Naturally, the AP has no pictures of this online. Assholes.
Obi-wan Kuroda and Jeff Weaver...Linked by History
On Friday, Hiroki Kuroda gave the Dodgers their first complete game shut out since Jeff Weaver wore Dodger blue.
The AndrEw Jones Watch
Still fat. Still plagued by huge warts. Still on the DL.
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