Steve Finley Was Here Fail Of The Week

By Rich Funk

This week's Fail Of The Week? Stephen "Don't call me J.D." Drew.

On Sunday against the Dodgers, Drew smoked one over Andruw Jones' head in center that was an easy triple. But Drew got greedy. he tried to stretch it into an inside-the-park home run, but was cut down at the plate by the combination of...Andruw Jones to Nomar Garciaparra?

What the hell?

If this was 1999 or 2000 and the relay from Jones to Garciaparra to home plate beat you, then you're safe. But it's 2008. These two guys

1. Suck
2. Have missed about 428 games combined this year
3. Really suck

That's like trying to defend 2 midgets on a fast break. True, there's 2 of them, but they're each 3 feet tall.

All Drew men are greedy bastards. Must be slow too.