90 to go: The Reds are REALLY Awful

By Governor X

How bad are the Reds? They just got swept by the Dodgers. I'm not going to get too excited about this though. LA is going to have to perform like this against someone else before I start to get my hopes up again.

Winning will be difficult though thanks to the Dodgers training and medical staff. Kuroda is now on the DL. Brad Penny, who has been blowing ass all year, finally fessed up to the fact that he has been injured all along! He is now on the DL. Nomar, Schmidt, and Furcal may very well be dead for all I know. The one Dodger that is actually healing? The one I never want to see put on a Dodger uniform again, AndrEw Jones. When does the NFL start?