Andruw Jones? More Like A-Choo Jones!

By Rich Funk

Andruw Jones seems to be having problems with his allergies. He implies just a bit that they may be the problem with the massive slump that he's in to start the season.

Apparently, Andruw Jones is allergic to the following things:

• Breaking balls
• Conditioning
• Effort
• Driving in runs
• Vegetables
  

The advice that Andruw was given by fellow Finleyite E-Claire was "Get some Claritin and suck it up!" Apparently Jones was tipped off in the offseason that Claritin is one of the ingredients found in beer, ice cream and Krispy Kreme donuts.